- parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
- family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
- friends: omg you are soooo pretty
- boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
- tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
- tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
- tyra banks: and they're all of me
- tyra banks: lol
in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling them enter me” and then she got sent to the office
hahahahhaha omg im dying
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